Dear Comics Internet
I would like to hear all your opinions about l’affaire Hebdo.
ALL your opinions, every single one.
Comics haven’t been this hot a news item since that time Marvel killed the Human Torch, or maybe when they made Thor into a lady-Thor — it’s your moment in the spotlight, Comics Internet, so shine like the beautiful star you are.
PS: Don’t forget to imply that anyone who disagrees is worse than Hitler, molests children, likes Alex Ross, etc. Above all else: unshakeable certitude in your own sanctimony and the perdition of all others.