- McNulty, Greggs and Bunk have a hawt three-way
- Bunk keeps smoking his cigar while he’s getting his cigar smoked, if you know what I mean
- Although that’s probably not a spoiler; I mean, everyone already thought the Bunk did that anyway, right?
- All these years, the real kingpin of the whole Baltimore drug trade has been Bubbles
- Herc becomes a real police
- Fuzzy Dunlop is a skrull
- The wire itself is a ghost; why, no one’s lived in the old Major Crimes Unit place for years
- Wallace killed Edena Watson