Watched Lilya 4-ever last night. It was not as wrist-slittingly depressing as I’d hoped. Certainly not a patch on such curl-into-the-foetal-position classics as Requiem for a Dream or Dancer in the Dark. Miserabilist rating: emo.
And now, the funny books.
Top 10 comic book characters who are thinly veiled disses/caricatures of real cartoonists:
Alan Moore as a megalomaniac with all the wrong ideas about how to cast Magic Missile and other useful spells.
Seth as, well, Seth. Probably the most hateful entry on the list; definitely the funniest.
8. The Chris-Ware stand-in who appears in the Rusty Brown story in Acme Novelty Library, you know, the failed art teacher
More proof that Chris Ware is his own harshest critic.
7. Funky Flashman
Stan Lee as fast-talking huckster with a bad hairpiece.
6. The Writer
When John Ostrander killed him in Suicide Squad. Cute gag.
5. Morlan the Mystic
Alan Moore again, with rather more affection this time. Keep casting those spells, Alan, and eventually you’ll get enough experience to reach level 17!
4. Billy Friday
Alan Moore one more time, in this case parodying himself and everyone else who belonged to either the “British invasion” or the grim’n’gritty progeny he helped vomit up onto the comics wasteland in the late eighties/early nineties.
The ultimate autobiographical proxy.
2. Viktor Reid/Viktor Davis
Dave Sim as misogynist boor.
1. Dave Sim
Dave Sim as misogynist, lunatic boor.
That said, Dave Sim is still one of the most talented cartoonists of his generation, and Cerebus one of the best comic books of the past thirty years. Hate the playa, not the game, yo.