The comics hive mind has decided it’s time to talk about Cerebus again. Here’s my contribution to the ongoing critical discourse, in the form of a list of the ten greatest Cerebus characters of all time. But you already knew that from the post’s title — UHOH SPOILER. Enjoy the list; you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder why I’ve broken into your apartment and started rooting through your linen cupboard while hyperventilating.
Top 10 Cerebus characters of all time:
9. The fake Oscar
7. The something that fell
6. Viktor Reid
5. Ham Ernestway
4. Mary Ernestway
3. Flaming Carrot
2. That one incarnation of Astoria that briefly appeared in a flashback during Church and State (tie)
2. Yoohoo (tie)
1. Dirty Drew McGrew
But not Rick. Man, I fucking hate Rick.